Okay, so in the unlikely event that you are not entirely happy
with your new Sideline T -- we find this hard to believe, but
it could happen -- we will offer a refund or replacement if ...
- it's the wrong size
- the printing is dodgy
- there is a mark on the T
- deciding that it isn't what you want ...
However, we will not replace the T if any of the following things
have happened ...
- you messed up the washing -- this applies to girlfriends, boyfriends,
- you messed up the design by ironing it
- your friends, girlfriend, wife, boyfriend doesn't like it
If any of these things do happen, we will refund your PayPal
account, minus the postage and packing charges. We will also refund
bits of an order if there is a problem with just one thing. We
will also do replacements. Just let us know. What a nice bunch.